|Tupper Saussy: "Said I To Shostakovitch"|
After spending an evening with Tupper Saussy I must say that this album has inspired me to change my use of idioms. In the future whenever anyone says something that would necessitate me saying, "That's what she said..." or "Your mom goes to college..." I will instead interject..."Said I to Shostakovich". I imagine it would go something like this:
Other Person: You forgot to buy orange juice at the grocery store?
Me: Yes. Sorry. It's really not that big of a deal.
Other Person: Argh! That's what you always say!
Me: [Snidely] SAID I TO SHOSTAKOVICH...
Other Person: Huh?
Okay, so maybe it won't make complete sense at first but give it time and you can condition the other person so that they understand and respond appropriately. Patience and persistence are virtues people.
Well, I suppose that is all I have to say for tonight. There is a turntable in the other room with some Tupper Saussy waiting to be played. Ciao people...I have a date with Tupper Saussy and he is not a man to be taken lightly or kept waiting.